SHORT HUMOR

Cinema Is Saved—Reviews of Recent Blockbusters Like There Will Be Blood 2: Sponsored by Quest Diagnostics – Defenestration Magazine (2026)

True Friendship is Costco – Seattle Star (2026)

Preface to The Problem with Waiting: A Guide to Timing the Perfect Eruption, by Mount Tulamec – Defenestration Magazine (2025)

Psych Eval: Patient Describes Mind Control by Labubu Dolls as “Cool, I Guess” – Robot Butt (2025)

We Live Next Door and We Are Inspired by How Hard You Party – Defenestration Magazine (2025)

Kanye West Welcomes You Aboard Flight 837 to Orlando – Seattle Star (2025)

Lost My Erotic Fan Fiction and Likely My Medical License – Defenestration Magazine (2021)